never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
i have seen everything i need to see before i dieI FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
salvage of a lifetime. you meant the ship. i meant clara.
Favorite quotes of Peter Capaldi
→dedicated to my dearest Capaldian friend wonkyjabberwoky
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message